PLEASE CONSIDER OTHERS...

and for goodness sake FLUSH TWICE! (more if need be). what is the common etiquette in workplace toilets? coz DAYUM some people have nastee asses where i work. the toilets are really nice, but the deposits that are left behind aren't. i'm all for dropping the kids off whenever.. i'm mean, it's no good for you to keep it in. i had a friend in primary school and i think it even went on during our high school years that refused to use the toilet anywhere else but her house. even at sleep overs she'd hold on all weekend.

so what's the go on this subject??? i find it awkward to try and pee when i know that there's someone else in the stall next to me, let alone take a dump. but i have found ways around this problem when i've really needed to go. i thought it was just asian that could poop anywhere, but apparently kiwi's can too.. and suits at that! however, they have no consideration of the next person who would be occupying the stall after them. i mean, work even supplies those toilet brushes.

my advice is this- be sure to flush properly & even if you think it's been done, double check.. it's ok if i have to wait a tad longer because you're waiting for the toilet to re-fill so you can flush again.. i'd rather that than discover your dna splattered all over the toilet bowl, and/or soggy yellow toilet paper sitting in the bowl.

over and out.

QUiCKiES B4 BED TIME...

ok so this was charice 2 yrs ago with celine (is it just me or is c.d a friggin' skeleton?) 'coz i mean she's with a kid & still manages to look teeny tiny.. and an asian kid at that!

and now after one episode of glee she's been one of my fave guest stars. i'm also admiting to downloading her album as i blog haha.

i HEART...

its the 13 yr old asian in me. hahahaha what i don't get is why my friend-boy knew all about her before me?? he downloaded the first episode of the second season of glee for me and i've watched it twice already haha.

BRINGING DOWN THE WALL..

ok so you know how we've got that lil' wall of fame in the flat where we've collected posters from gigs and clubs and just off the street walking home at 3am which has taken us from january up to now to fill up? well one of the fucken flatmates was "sick of a few falling down" and when i came home from work the lounge walls were completely bare. i was not happy to say the least. this flat was once ultra cool & now it is ultra gay. fuck you for taking our posters down. if you went to someones house & their family photo fell off the shelf would you then go and take every single photo down? no! you'd either put it back where it belonged or else handed it to someone to put back. you're old, get out of our flat! argh! hahahahaha one old person gone (as of today).. one more to go before the year is through.

I WOULD LEAVE THE WORLD BEFORE I LEAVE YOU...

this was our roady anthem.

i forgot mention also that somehow we ended up having a hens night (without the bride to be) and ended up in a sleazy rotorua strip club. (long story) never again! hahahaha i miss you guys already! xo

LOVE IS PATIENT, LOVE IS KIND...

last weekend one of my close high school friends got married in vegas.. (roto-vegas that is). there were 4 of us "fobs" that were in the same form- me & "playarettez finezt" were besties, Shafz & T were besties and we would usually be found altogether gossiping about other girls, drooling over hot boys , & occasionally talking about school work.

the 3 of us decided to road trip up together to make it to Shaf'z big day and it was such a great experience catching up with the girls and laughing together just like old times. we all sort of went seperate ways when we finished school and we've all been pretty slack at keeping in touch over the years but last weekend was as if no time was lost.

to be honest, witnessing the prep that goes into a wedding made me secretly want to get married hahahahaha nah, i think i'm just caught up on wearing a beautiful gown, having people gush over how look, have a fab reception and getting lots of presents hahahaha (i wouldn't be like this if i'd had a 21st lolz)

i loved the intimacy of a small wedding (she only had 40 guests.. that's TINY for a samoan!!) i don't think i could have one that small... i loved the food even more than that (hence the photo of my first plate.. yes, i said first.. i had 2 more after the one pictured lmao)

it's weird for me to see my friends getting married.. it's such a big step.. it's so.. so grown up! haha T got married 2 yrs ago (i personally thought it was a shot gun wedding, but it actually wasn't.. she just wanted to live with her boyfriend at the time.) Shafz is now a happy newly wed, and playarettez finezt is engaged to be married next November.. i constantly forget that all the girls have kids too! (shafz gorgeous daughter is pictured.. she was the flower girl). what i really respect about my friends is that they didn't do that whole samoan thing of- well you're pregnant you have to get married before the baby comes. they waited until they felt they were truly ready.

it seems that i'm seriously the last one standing and you know what? it's not too bad..

OUT WITH THE > OLD < AND IN WITH THE NEW...

our flat is moving and shaking again.. but this time i cannot wait for this flattie to remove herself. i protect what is mine- my friend boy and my cousin. everyone else in this house can basically get fucked.

to cut a long story short, the carefree hippy actually is not so carefree or hippy like.

going off at my friend boy inappropriately twice does not sit well with me. you are 31 years old. what the fuck is your problem? why are you dealing with issues like a teenager? you need to sit your ass down and sort your shit out lady. get married already. (oooooh ouch!) you need to go back to your homeland and sort out whatever it is that is eating at you or else i fear that you will end up becoming a very bitter and delusional person. (you're already on the right path).

i have a feeling that her moving out also doesn't sit well with the new guy. i secretly want him out too. bring back the student flat. get these boarder line 30 yr old full time working foreigners out of here!!!

arrrrrghhhhhh! f.u hahahaha