well i ended up going out last night hahaha 'bout 10.30 my cousin txt me and was like, "get outta bed i'm outside waiting for you" so i had to get ready under 10mins flat (and i must say, i did well considering!) we got to the bar, and it was actually going off! i thought we were just gonna make an appearance, congratulate the ones graduating and then go home.
however, what started off as me going, "no, i'm not drinkng tonight thanks" changed into, several vodka lemon & lime drinks and a nasty shot of some sort (that i cheated and spat out into an empty glass when the boys weren't looking). then we danced until 3am and then we ended up going back up the hill with the tahitians.
somehow T2 managed to rip off his mums front bumper while the boys were doing burn outs and who knows what else in the part that they're developing up there and i was sooo blazed (coz i haven't smoked in a long time) that i was cracking up and saying "the end." after every sentence. (ie. "oooh your mum's gonna give you a hiding! the end." *hahaha* "dude, he looks pissed off to the days! the end." *hahaha*) you get my drift?
now i titled this "boys are stupid" because i was out with 4 of the boys. 2 are in long term relationships, 1 in this 'sort of' relationship and the other is single.
what cracked me up is that my cousin, who has his bebo page dedicated to how much he loves his g/f (they're high school sweethearts as such) was the one that was totally on the prowl and tryna hook into every girl at the club hahaha he would ask, "but seriously, out of 10- how would you rate her?" and i was like, "ummm about a 3?" and his reply would be, "shit i must be really drunk 'coz she looks like a 9.5 to me!" and i would remind him about his g/f (who didn't know he was out) and he'd just brush it off lolz
it was funny listening to them "freestyle" about how deep they'd go, and how she'd cry out for more blah blah blah and then they'd remember i was there, apologize, then continue on hahahaha i was like "omg you guys are SUCH homos!!! keep dreaming!"
at the end of the night, the duckrockers got no booty, even though they tried to get me to help them out. i was like, hells no am i taking a part in cheating on your g/f! i like her! lolz
my cousin ended up losing his phone somehow, and then he was totally peaking 'coz his g/f would be tryna get a hold of him in the morning. i was like, "oh, so you have a g/f now aye?" hahahaha we didn't find it and he was shitting himself coz he'd be in trouble with her (esp. coz he wasn't meant to be out) lmao
it was just interesting to be on 'the other side' and take a glimpse into the [horny] male psyche for a night. it cemented the fact that even the nicest boys when sober, that have the best intentions, are completely different dickheads when they're waaaaasted.
we ended up getting home at 5.30am and that is when mumzy wakes up so i had to listen to her clatter around the house before i fell asleep.
*the end*
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