CAN YOU SMELL THAT???

a change is a coming...

INSIDE THE BAT CAVE...

this is where batgirl [me] lives. thought I might document it seeing as the dynamics of my batcave will change when the friendboy moves in. should be interesting.. but then again, could be incredibly boring for you. especially since all my photos are out of focus because I used a slow sync flash and moved.
that’s all.

THAT'S ME.. I GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN STUFF.

this is what i'm doing right now- sitting at the cafe and smirking at people who buy the over priced lunches there. i am about to eat the mega awesome sandwich i made at home last night, along with my tim-tams and as you can see, i've already nom'd my banana.
school is grand. you should go sometime.

THAT'S ME.. MY ARM LOOKS WEIRD.

i don’t mean to brag, but my boyfriend is way cool. like actually.. last weekend I had a rad (yes I just said rad) Saturday night out with my aunty. went to a function with her, and drank a whole heap of wine. she’s not really a dancer so she dropped me home afterwards and I was tooootally amping for town. I arrived home to find one of my flatmates absolutely baked haha and she’d hot glued some of our furniture together. I wasn’t in as much of a state as she, but it was safe to say that I was stil in some sort of unorderly state haha so much so, I ended up throwing all the broken beer bottles (and some) up on to the balcony above us so that they’d hopefully get the message to stop smashing their fucken bottles down into our courtyard. I even rummaged through our trash to specifically find teabags so I could say I tea-bagged them lmao.

(while all this was happening my boyfriend was enjoying himself at a 21st in town.)

my flatties and I (there was one who was sober, so she was “supervising” us haha) decided we needed music, so I ran off to fetch my boyfriends laptop and attempted to use the virtual dj programme. I don’t know if I was really drunk, but boy oh boy djaying is super fun!

when the alcohol peaked, I quietly excused myself from the lounge because all of a sudden the room was spinning and I wasn’t feeling to good. what a sight when the boyfriend came home.. I was preeeeeetty much passed out in my party clothes on top of my bed with all the lights on haha. he’d actually bought me back a big mac combo but I was too far gone to attempt to eat it (even though it would’ve absorbed all the alcohol!) he got me ready for bed, took all my jewellery off and even got me a bucket (lolz!!) then in the morning he took me to mcdonalds for breakfast.
moral of the story is that now I think I’m cool because he downloaded the virtual dj programme for me and now i pretend I’m a dj and have it open all the time to look cool hahahha in reality though I actually don’t know how to use it, nor do I know the rules of mixing songs together but hey, one day I could be a famous dj-ing teacher.. HAHAHAHA (I’m totally kidding).
The end! ^_^

FUCK YEAH!!!

fuck i'm cool.. look how cool my classroom has become since i've been in it. but what's even better than my display? MY KIDS ART WORK!!! "we are learning to use koru patterns to represent people in our family" they had to discuss the way that symbols can be used to represent ideas in an art work, talk about the composition, materials and techniques used to create their piece of art AND they had to contribute to class critiques, justify their choices, show people are related through layout and colour choice, leave no white spaces in their work. (might i add they're 7 & 8 yr olds)...

END OF THE BEGINNING...

ok, so what i was going on about in the blog that i totally lost was why i decided on post grad teaching.

this is my final week of my first teaching experience. it's been amazing. my kids have already begun bringing me in cards and small gifts to say "thank you" and "we'll miss you".

it's only monday...

some of them who are actually gutted that it's my last week are the ones who play up the most! i feel like saying, "what do you mean you're sad? you don't even bloody listen to me!" hahahaha

but in all honesty, i'll miss the little bastards.

back to uni next week. one assignment due next week, two due the following week. and then the week after that, 3 exams in one week. mother fuckers. lolz

FUCK YOU BLOG..

DAMIT! i had just finished writing the worlds greatest blog about being a teacher, my kids at school and why i decided to do teaching and one press of a button and it's all fucken gone. fuck the world. bring on friday.. my friend-boy is coming down for the weekend tomorrow. i can't wait.

p.s: it was actually the worlds greatest blog as well, but you will never be able to tell because its GONE. *_*

LA? NO WAY!!!

OMG so my cousin that I was doing ‘project swag’ for ages ago (but didn’t end up doing) went to LA (just quietly.. as you do) and boy oh boy did I want to believe that his silly friends were just starting rumors for the sake of it. Anyways, reading between the lines on their fb pages (yes, I must admit to some fb sleuthing) the rumours were actually true. Not too sure why on earth he wanted to keep it on the DL (‘coz he’s the type of person to put his shit on blast most of the time) but that’s what he wanted…

At first, like any person would, envy reared it’s ugly head. I was soooo jealous that he got to go. I mean c’mon, wouldn’t you?
I don’t seem to sound rude, cocky or just plain mean, but I was actually jealous (and ever so slightly distraught) that he go to go because I just don’t deem him cool enough. Do you know where I’m coming from???
It’s like telling someone who thinks they’re uber fashionable because they’re wearing supre from head to toe, that they’ve just won an entire wardrobe of Karen Walker for the next 5 years.

If I were to meet him in LA, I would view him as an ambassador of the young urban pacific in NZ (which no offence, he clearly isn’t). All I kept thinking of was, if only it were ME! I would represent our country and do it proud! Why him? Why was God punishing me? Why was God punishing our nation? (hahaha)

Anyways, photos have recently been posted up on FB and while I was painfully flicking through his all expenses paid for holiday (by his parents) an epiphany came over me… He is 22 years old.. Here he is with his parents, and siblings (that are the ages of 16, 6 and 5) going on tours of Universal Studios, etc etc etc.. Does anyone see what I’m getting at?
Ok seriously, if I was a 22 year old male, and my parents paid for my flights and accommodation to LA I would be getting trashed and fucking some bitches… (and putting that shit up on Facebook!)

So what did I have to be jealous of? Absolutely nothing. I mean what a sweet deal to have it all paid for but fuck going on universal studios tours with my family. I would rather be getting high on the hollywood sign and flashing on the walk of the fame hahahahaha.

I’ve decided to put my jealousy to rest in peace, because one day when I grow up I’m going to pay for my own tickets to LA, and go to The Hundreds Fall street party (get highly intoxicated and score free shit) and one day appear on the photobooth part of their blog too.

Fuck you for going to LA and doing gaybo shit. Fuck you for taking a photo of Justin Barber. Fuck you for writing captions like "the citys of the movies". Fuck you for thinking your sunglasses are cool. They're NOT! And I've even told you to your face!

When I get to LA, I’m tooootally gonna go and be part of the audience of the Tyra Banks show too lmao (Wow I totally aim high in life)

Peace out homies, and keep watching this space for when I eventually get my ass to LA and meet the Game. (I won’t get LA tattooed on my face like him though lmao)

TOP 5, CMK & VMK HAHAHAHA

TOP 5-

1. The year 4/5's in Room 5 that I teach
2. Management staff commenting how beautiful my clothes are and gorgeous the outfits I put together are
3. My visiting lecturer being impressed with the lesson I taught
4. Friendboy visiting for the weekend after 2 weeks of not seeing him
5. Getting two A's for assignments that I'd thought I'd flunked

School Update:
Hate to say it, but.. I heart my kids and I really enjoy teaching. My kids are fabulous. Afew that get silly from time to time, but as a whole not too naughty. Memorable moments include being asked what Moses' last name was (I was teaching the Exodus story) to which another kid offered the answer, "well whatever Jesus' last name is, will be Moses' last name 'coz Jesus came from Moses". I'm on section for 7 weeks, and I've got 3 weeks to go. It's gone by so fast, I'm totally gonna miss my kids!!!

Other Stuff:
We got a new flattie (who's great) 'coz we had to kick out the other one when they accused our flat of stealing $400 from her.. Ummm hard to do when we were all out of the house and in classes. So see ya! hahahaha Slightly annoyed that I can't always blog what I want 'coz I know that the friendboy is a follower and takes offense to things that I have to say about what I'm feeling. Happy that he came down to visit though.

OK, the end! ^_^