i'm not gonna bore you with details, list format is the go at the moment. or so i've heard...
WHAT I HEART ABOUT MY JOB:
- being asked to make powerpoints for my bosses boss (yes, the big guy) and having a whole day to piss around making them 'look nice' hahaha (it's not even part of my job!)
- the cheap ass noodle joint down stairs
- having flexible hours, as long as i get my tasks done on time
- travelling to other countries for 'business trips'
- (this is really arrogant lolz but,) dropping rubbish and not worrying 'coz the cleaner will pick it up.. (i don't do it alot honest!!! but i've noticed i don't bother picking it up)
WHAT I DON'T HEART ABOUT MY JOB:
- people who need to eat. as in, there breath is so bad because they're all about 'not eating'... whatevz
- people wo fuck up my powerpoints and swear they didn't touch anything:, yet the entire presentation is out of format & i've gotta start again
- my stapler. it holds like 10 staples at a time & i'm constantly filling it up. i'm going to lay a formal complaint about the stupidity of purchasing such a stapler for the office
- the wooden seat i have to sit in. even with 2 cushions, my ass still hurts
- accounts
- when i'm asked to play my playlist for everyone to listen to in the office & then they either a) sing along and ruin a perfectly good song or b) ask "what kind of music is this?!" (hello, have you been hiding under a rock or what?)
- spreadsheets
- being constantly asked if i can fix this and that with peoples computers and their software. ummm no. i didn't to a computer course, i did a PHOTOGRAPHY course. unless it's photoshop, i can't help you buddy
- not being able to speak the lingo. i don't doubt they talk about me in their native tounge, actually would i be more upset if they weren't talking about me?! hahahaha
- having no-one to 'meet up' with for coffee or lunch or just random hanging out break times
- not having global roaming on my phone so i can't stalk people at home via txt & catch up on mindless goss lolz
- getting really dry hands from touching heaps of letters/contracts/accounts etc, while filing them away
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