mumzy'z bff (whom i call aunty) has a neice (miss ADK) that i thought had it together, (but she tooootally doesn't.) anyways, last year i played dr.phil for her as she broke up with, got back together, broke up with, got back together, broke up with, and got back together again with her boyfriend. (whom i thought at first was a really cool guy, but turns out he's a loser!)
a year later after giving her the same advice along the lines of- just leave him already, and don't go back! he's a loser, you deserve better! i just gave up and didn't even want to hear about it anymore.
last weekend, she caught him cheating with one of her friends (who looks like the maori version of ugly betty lmao) even though we all knew he was cheating like, a hundred years ago, she reckons that this time it's for good because she saw it with her own eyes.. (yea, whatever... i've heard that one before.) i give her a month before she takes him back, i told her that too!
so ADK emails me and says, "aunty says you need to be my mentor ok?" and i was like, "whaaaaaat?! umm suuuuuuuure. ok.. i think?" but i thought to myself, omg i can't even figure out my own life and my own problems and now i'm supposed to guide someone else in their life?! hahahahaha hilarious! and here i am, lying on my therapists couch, blurting out all my problems. thank god blogging is free lolz!
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