"NEW R&B SENSATION"

i'm not feeling anything sensational. are you? why the hell do islanders think they're the greatest thing since sliced bread when they try and crack the music market. one name comes to mind: ben lumis and also, three words: one hit wonder. lmao

i hate this r&b crap, tryna be black. dude, did you not get the memo? "aotearoa is not a state in america" lolz (i saw it on a bumper sticker once & almost peed my pants laughing). especially with lyrics like-

"How about i take you shoping?
Buy you anything you like,Chanel,Victoria's Secrets
Anything that might,(make you happy) "

umm, since when did guys, young guys, young island guys, have the money to buy a girl chanel & victoria's secrets?! is the pay at mcdonalds really that good?! name me one store in nz that actually sells vicky secrets... island girls either don't think under garments matter or think manky g-strings are "sexy underwear" ummm i think not.

what is it with island boys thinking that mouthing off high fashion labels is impressive?! it's not. my baller "friend" did that to me once, he was like "oh can you pass me my louis vuitton wallet?" he was not impressed when i mocked him and said that louis vuitton was over-rated.

take note: you are not a high roller if you spout off high fashion houses and not actually know anything about them. and even if it is high fashion, sometimes they come up with the ugliest creations! so be careful and do your research hahaha (and if you did, i'd think you were gay so it's kind of a lose-lose situation for you bro lmao)

that is the end of my rant hahahaha