Thursday, September 3, 2009

THINGS ABOUT SAMOA THAT I DO NOT HEART...

- the stupid American accent everyone has

- the price of food at the grocery store (it’s all pams as well)

- mozzies

- the stupid ass, ignorant radio djs who think they’re cool

- crap tv (I mean seriously, touched by an angel episodes?! And season two greys anatomy?)

- movies only being out at the cinema’s for 3days and then they all friggin’ change

- the road switch happening on the 7th

- the lack of sun at the moment.. it’s meant to be dry season and it’s been raining all week.

- People who do not indicate (80% of the drivers on island)

- People who do not know the road rules (95% of the drivers on island)

- Traffic lights not working

- Being stuck behind a stupid fuck who doesn’t know what to do when the traffic lights aren’t working

- Mcdonalds not serving hot chocolate

- Waiting for boats to bring in supplies (eg, there has been no best mayonnaise, or potatoes, or thai sweet chilli sauce, or fresh eggs on island for the past 2 weeks)

- New restaurants opening, and being amazing, and you recommending it to everyone, and then when you go again, the meals have down sized and the prices have up-sized

- People who can’t speak English

- ELEVATOR EYES (more on this subject later)

- The bell that is rung around the times of 4am and 6pm to announce that it is prayer time in the village (being woken up daily at 4am is a bitch)

- Ants (these fuckers can sniff out food a mile away)

- Stray dogs (guts hanging out and all)

- The massive fuck off trucks everyone drives around here

- Staff asking me for money

- Petrol tankers overtaking on the narrow roads in the city

- Radio stations only catering to r&b listeners

- The price of internet

Hmmm that’s all I can think of at the moment.. but don’t you worry. I shall be adding to list me thinks.

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